I've been keeping a file of quotes, although of course I don't write down nearly all of the funny things the awesome people around me say. If you can think of anything I ought to have included here, feel free to post 'em as a reply.

14 January 2009

I was never a 13 year old girl until I was 22.
- Freerly

21 February

I'm now claiming the baklava box... the boxklava.
- Mom

20 March

Like one of those girls with the Greek pitchers... except with death.
- Andrew

12 April
For my birthday, I got an existentialist.
-Mom

I jotted this down a couple weeks ago when it happened, with the intent of posting it for everyone's amusement. Yeah, I'm a slow-wad.

Hilarious.

I’m working upstairs now, and I can hear my parents talking down below but I can’t make out the words… and do you know what I am thinking? I am wondering why they are bothering to talk when no one is around to hear them.

Yes, there is something off with me.